Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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