normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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