No awkward lesbian experiences without me
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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