it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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