Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
whose ass print is on the piano?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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