So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
