Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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