took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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