Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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