Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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