brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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