Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
