FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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