Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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