Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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