was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize