apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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