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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.

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  the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"

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  this medicine is soooo good.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?

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• (619): View more from California

  I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.

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• (310): View more from California

  If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things

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  Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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• (714): View more from California

  I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.

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