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• (207): View more from Maine

  Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape

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  his single is called “stick some holes in it”

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