Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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