you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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