I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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