Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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