Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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