We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
