Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
