Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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