a queef is a wish your heart makes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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