I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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