she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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