Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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