I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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