She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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