She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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