so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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