yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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