There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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