So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
