So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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