What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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