I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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