put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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