Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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