Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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