I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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