You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
operation harelip BJ is a go
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
