i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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