Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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