At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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