thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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