You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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