Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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(310): View more from California

The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(+49): View more from Germany

Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.

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(360): View more from Washington

Hope you’re getting action boo.

(1-360): View more from Washington

Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.

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