YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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