went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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