dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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