This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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