glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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