hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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