we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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