How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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